gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
when someone types “leggo!” instead of “lets go”
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.
when he cums on ur face without warning
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan